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23

Apr

you-are-my-nakama:

Is that Dwayne the Brock Johnson?

you-are-my-nakama:

Is that Dwayne the Brock Johnson?

(Source: jaidefinichon)

(Source: eunnieboo)

Mom:
who ate all the chocolate hazelnut spread
Me:
I'm nutelling you anything

thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

holy-dildo:

death noot

holy-dildo:

death noot

shitshilarious:

When you are about to fall asleep and you do the thing

shitshilarious:

When you are about to fall asleep and you do the thing

(Source: memewhore)

zackisontumblr:

what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this 

googlehangout:

he was a boy, she was a girl, can i make it any more obvious

googlehangout:

he was a boy, she was a girl, can i make it any more obvious

(Source: neoqet)

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce)

nyehs:

pizzaforpresident:

pizzaforpresident:

L is for the Letter L

O is for the Omelette in my sheets

V is very very 

Egg

i don’t remember making this post

please try harder to be funny

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

image

what the fuck

assdownloader:

this is the face of a broken man

(Source: acciodog)