I wish we got notifications when people published our asks instead of having to refresh their blog like every second
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
how do you stop eating when you’re full. how do i obtain this power
Looking at your old profile pictures on facebook is always a mistake
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
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